It’s the new fad everyone’s talking about (it’s even bigger than all those green juices you see on Instagram!). Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the FreshDirect cheese cleanse—two years in the making—is finally here. Discover some of the cleanse’s benefits after the jump.
You probably thought you’d never be able to eat nothing but cheese for five days and not explode. Well now you can. Using a technique developed by astrophysicists in a study on mice in the early 1980s, we tested the effects of prolonged eating of nothing but cheese—and were startled to discover the overwhelming benefits. And now it’s our pleasure to share our cleanse with you*.
The Big Cheese
The concept behind the cleanse is to allow both your body and mind to take a break and simply enjoy cheese without feeling the guilt commonly associated with comfort eating cheesy products. When you’re feeling low on energy, burned out, or lethargic, consider how great you’ll feel after eating pounds of pimento cheese wrapped in Kraft singles. You’ll be less bloated, somewhat energized, and ready to tackle anything life throws at you–including more cheese.
By participating in our revolutionary cleanse, you’ll enjoy various cheeses from around the world which have been carefully selected by our cheese experts. Here’s your day-by-day guide:
Day 2: Elegant chunks of Vermont Creamery’s Bonne Bouche.
Day 3: All the English Huntsman you can handle.
Day 4: Refreshing rounds of Cypress Grove Chèvre Purple Haze.
Day 5: The “black gold” of cheeses, Tartufo Truffle Gouda.
Plus, Michelle at Coffee & Champagne has offered up this delicious chèvre and lavender granola bar recipe. It’s the perfect snack to nibble during the cleanse. Happy cleansing**!
*Consult your doctor to find out if a cheese cleanse is right for you.