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BROTATOES

All of the protein. None of the nutrition. The future of spud-based fitness is here.

58XMore Protein

87XMore Testosterone

107XMore Starch

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What is a Brotato? Brotatoes are rich in brotein, an essential nutrient for getting jacked. SHOP SWOLE. Ancestral Fuel. Brotatoes are inspired by the diets of ancient Celtic warriors. FUEL THE FIRE. Max Results. Brotatoes double as weights for exercises like frycep curls and tater squats. MAX OUT YOUR REPS.Bro certification: FreshDirect works with the Jersey Shore Agricultural Institute to ensure each brotato meets the highest standards of steroidal quality.

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Thank goodness for Brotatoes! Protein powder is for amateurs.

—Zack, Clarendon, VA

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I LOVE Brotato smash browns before crushing reps!

—Chad, Murray Hill, NY

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The results are incredible! My glutes kinda hurt though.

—Kyle, Seaside Heights, NJ

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Warning: Consumption of raw Brotatoes will lead to an exaggerated sense of self-worth and may cause aggressive behavior such as slamming weights, taking up two parking spots at the gym, or developing an affinity for EDM.

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Warning: Consumption of raw Brotatoes will lead to an exaggerated sense of self-worth and may cause aggressive behavior such as slamming weights, taking up two parking spots at the gym, or developing an affinity for EDM.