- Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There's thermospheric odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. High Endurance Body Wash helps get rid of all this.
- Cleansing rinse cleans you, makes you feel refreshed
- Manly scent forces your body to smell great, even when it doesn't want to
- Lather chokeslams dirt and odor away
(from Old Spice)
Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash, Pure Sport
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