Field Trip All Natural Turkey Jerky, Cracked Pepper

I can't even tell you how often people mistake me for a piece of apple pie. It's probably the brown sugar and apple thing I have going on. But, I'm so much more than that. I mean, I've heard of meat pie and all, but sometimes it gets a little ridiculous. Seriously people, I'm clearly and obviously a big, yummy, mouthwatering piece of meat—I've even got cracked pepper sprinkled all over me. Would a piece of pie have cracked pepper all over it? I don't think so. (from Field Trip)